![]() When he opens his eyes the next morning, he has enough hair on his face to carpet his house. When he awakes one morning, Dave resembles Rasputin, Russia’s infamous mad monk. In fact, it comes back in the form of a full grown beard, that continues to grow and grow despite Dave’s very best efforts to thwart it. ![]() The idea of growing a beard for any native of Here is simply unheard of, so when Dave wakes up to find a rather stubborn hair has appeared on his chin, he’s quick to remove it – lest it cause scandal and outrage.īut the hair wont stay dead. Here is a particularly unremarkable place to live, filled with uniformity and order. The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil is the story of a solitary man named Dave, who lives a boring existence on the Island of Here. In fact, my wife loves my ziff so much she even goes out of her way to buy me beard related items. They are also handy for capturing yourself a wife (or husband). They can be used as a makeshift rain hat, for when you’re caught in a torrential downpour. ![]() They can catch any stray food that misses your mouth. Whether you have one because you’re super cool (like me), a Hipster, Amish, a lumberjack, a pirate, or just an unfortunate woman who must wax her chin every other Wednesday, you know the overwhelming appeal of the mighty chin chum.īeards can be useful for many things. ![]() I’ll wager that if you’re reading this review for a book called ‘ The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil’, then you probably have a beard. ![]()
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